The nuttiest riddle book in the world

Get ready to laugh -- or groan -- over 600 times! That's how many nutty riddles, silly insults and clever comebacks are here. How can you tell if a lobster is fresh? If he tries to kiss you. What goes peck peck ouch, peck peck ouch? A woodpecker with chapped lips. You don't have to be a nut to like these riddles -- but it helps.