Blown sideways through life

Have you ever held down a job for money rather than love? Put up with an impossible boss? Been told when and how often to visit the rest room, get a drink, or use the phone? Struggled to remember that who you are doesn't depend on what you do? Meet Claudia Shear, a misfit from Brooklyn who grew up dreaming of adventure. An unconventional girl on a byzantine career track, Shear blew through sixty-four jobs before realizing that of all the "alternate identities" she'd sampled in her long and varied employment history, the only one she really wanted was her own. Shear rode a wild wave of employment to arrive at that revelation. She worked as (among other things) a pastry chef, a nude model, a waitress (a lot), a receptionist in a whorehouse, a brunch chef on Fire Island, a proofreader on Wall Street (a lot), and an Italian translator. On the surface, her life makes for a hilarious tour de resume. But underneath is a universal lesson learned about life in the workplace, a lesson that caused her one-woman show to be nationally celebrated by Peter Jennings, Regis and Kathie Lee, Connie Chung, and Charlie Rose: "You talk to the people who serve you the food the same way you talk to the pe